Thank you Electronic Arts for completely ruining my life yet again with another game. After Command & Conquer series, i thought i was given a break from god to get back on track with my studies. Turns out it was just another one of god's sick jokes on me like dynamics, women, MJ, etc. EA recently released Battlefield 2. I have been pissing away countless hours on playing this damn aberration which also happens to be an addictively awesome of a game. It has not only thrown my sleeping schedule into a disarray, i am actually forgetting to eat. Also, thanks to EA's plot for world domination and their capatalist hunger, the optimization for the game sucks harder than any veteran porn star. I spend five minutes everytime just for the damn game to load up and stare at the frame slide-show for another couple before it settles down. Alas! I won't be getting over this anytime soon for sure.
Now for some postive bitching, aside from the game's pleasant experience, the other thing that offsets the wasting of my life is the pouring creativity of online gamers. The nicknames, the conversations, the intimidating online threats, just add to an already entertaining experience. Some nicknames that caught my eye:
LOOK------->PEPSI
kramittheforg
|SI|BLacK_JeSuS
Lt.19thCorpsButtcrack
lazyeyed_sniper
AdamBomb
Banged_Your_Sister
[URA]SToopid_n00b
The following are just pure genius, these guys must have lost sleep over coming up with these (simple yet effective):
spoon
[??]fork
plate
soda
salt
chicken
For those inquisitive minds who really want to know my "gaming stance". Here's something pretty close to it:
(Take time and notice all the peachy details) :D