Ok i got hold off of the secret interview with Michael Jackson after the verdict was announced. This is not due for a release on TV until tomorrow but my connections run to the top. Sadly, the reporter died from extreme nausea in the middle of the interview.

Interview:

Nausea: So MJ, are you relieved by your acquittal?

MJ: uh aa yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *moon walk*

Nausea: Did you really f**k those children?

MJ: uh aa ye.. No.

Nausea: What are you going to do now as you walked out of that court as a free man?

MJ: Move to the next level, i am going to rape little kids on a busy street now as i can get away with pretty much anything.

Nausea: Ok. What makes you think you can just get away like this all the time?

MJ: cause.. I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Also, i am moving to Europe or Asia because i heard that parents there sell their kids for basic stationary.

Nausea: You are a retarded pedophile.

MJ: ..who is flithy rich.

Nausea: I really hate you right now.

MJ: awww thas cause your ignorant...ignorant. Visit my neverland ranch, les be friens.

Nausea: F**k no!!

MJ: We can climb trees and..

Nausea: F**k you.

MJ: Don't hate, just percolate.................................................through little kids ofcourse.

Nausea: Seriously MJ, we hear you are going to find another random woman and marry her, to deceive everyone into thinking you are a normal straight man. Is this true?

MJ: Yes.

...

MJ: Is it just me or is it really hot in here? *takes off face mask*

Nausea: *Head explodes and dies*

In totally unrelated news, i just found out Pamela Anderson has Hepatitis. hoe hoe hoe!!