I can't stand the horrible chatting sessions (mostly MSN) anymore with some of the "elite" buddies on my msn list. It seems like they have been severly affected by schizophrenia so i came up with certain pointers which when followed, should prevent some serious nerve damage to the respective recipients. Before i begin imparting my wisdom onto you, i would like to thank my sister for assaulting my brain with enough idiotic sentences to drive me over the edge and for making this possible.
Guidelines:
- DO NOT type and send each word! Type the whole damn sentence and then send it, this way our ears can be given rest from that constant homosexual msn noise.
- Anybody that uses any unreadable font colors should be stabbed (multiple times in the face).
- Same goes with the font type.
- If you have asked a question, WAIT FOR THE DAMN REPLY before firing away with more questions. Maintain a flow to the conversation instead of mindless spam.
- If you are a nudge wh**e, please refrain yourself from sending them. The best way that can be assured is by cutting off your fingers.
- People that use short forms and ridiculous made-up words, i understand it's convenient but would it kill you to type the extra two letters? They are fine if used in normal doses but once you make sentence out of it, that's when you feel like hitting the block button. For example: "umm ...am yo u knw i cant tpye lik a nrmal fuken person rite? lol seeeeeeeeeeeeen"
- If you are not going use proper grammar, it's fine but don't make it so appauling that it looks like your monitor was turned off while you were typing. If any of you can't distinguish between "you're and your", "were and where" or capitalizes random letter in a sentence, do the following:
1. Get a sledge hammer
2. Ask a friend to assist you while you place your head on the table
3. You get the point...
- To all the natural born encoders: WE ARE NOT IN COLD WAR TIMES ANYMORE. Do not unleash your cryptic barrage of words on us normal folk. Retard: "teh ca tate my vagain htis morin" English: "The cat ate my v**ina this morning."
- You use excessive smileys? Just remember this simple rule: 2 or more smileys per sentence = you will be forced to "donate" a body part.:)
