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Google retiring Adsense referral program PDF Print E-mail
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Monday, 30 June 2008 21:30

Google finally decided to pull the plug on the Adsense referral program and has started sending out emails to Adsense users. We at nosum.net, have decided to stop using this product a long time ago! They weren't very effective and would often publish the same ad continuously for a number of page views. They do not give any specific reason but it is safe to assume that the ineffectivness and difficulty in generating revenue for the user, are definitely the causes. Referrals is one of the five products that Google Adsense offers, others include Adsense for Content, Adsense for Search,Video units and Adsense for Mobile content.

 Here's the email from Google: 

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Hello,

Thank you for participating in the AdSense Referrals program.
We’re writing to let you know that we will be retiring the AdSense
Referrals program during the last week of August. We appreciate
your patience during this transition and here are some alternative
options to consider:

   * Google Affiliate Network: As part of the integration of
DoubleClick, the DoubleClick Performics Affiliate Network will now
operate as the Google Affiliate Network for advertisers targeting
users located in the United States. Similar to the AdSense
Referrals program, the Google Affiliate Network enables publishers
to apply for advertiser programs and get paid based on
advertiser-defined actions instead of clicks or impressions. For
further details, please visit:
www.google.com/ads/affiliatenetwork.
   * AdSense for content ads: If you have less than three AdSense
for content ad units on a page, you may wish to replace the
referral ad units with standard AFC ad units.


If you currently use referral ads, either to promote Google
products or offerings from AdWords advertisers, AdSense Referrals
code will no longer display ads beginning the last week of August.
We encourage you to take the following steps before the product is
retired:

   * Remove the referral code from your site(s): Please take a
moment to remove all referral code from your sites before the last
week of August, so you can continue to effectively monetize your
ad space.
   * Run and save all referrals reports on your desktop: Create
and save all reports related to the referrals program on your
desktop, so you continue to have access to your valuable campaign
information


Why is this happening?
We're constantly looking for ways to improve AdSense by developing
and supporting features which drive the best monetization results
for our publishers. Sometimes, this requires retiring existing
features so we can focus our efforts on the ones that will be most
effective in the long term.  For this reason, we will be retiring
the AdSense Referrals program. If you have any additional
questions, please visit our Help Center:
http://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/topic.py?topic=14882

Sincerely.

The Google AdSense Team

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Email preferences: You have received this mandatory email service
announcement to update you about the retirement of an AdSense
feature.

Google Inc.
1600 Amphitheatre Parkway
Mountain View, CA 94043

 
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For the Love of Student Loans PDF Print E-mail
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Monday, 16 June 2008 13:12
Hi, my name is M and I have $70,000 in student debt. How is this possible? I didn't go to an ivy league school and I didn't even live on campus! What I did was go to graduate school. Education is supposed to be the great equalizer, supposed to help you get a leg up on life and forever leave that paycheck-to-paycheck experience you had while in school. Now that I have graduated, I am beginning to feel the noose that is student loans upon my neck. This debt is so overwhelming at times, I feel the stress creep upon me and I can't even breathe. I did what I was supposed to do. I stayed out of trouble, went to school, worked hard and didn't get sidetracked by boys. And yet, I feel I'm being punished. I didn't have health insurance while in school because it was out of my price range. I didn't get help with food or housing. The most I got from the government was my $200 back in taxes. Sometimes I feel like I should have taken the easy way out, should have gone wild, had a couple of kids and have the government give me housing, money for food and schools fall all over themselves to give me scholarships and grants, all the while praising how "brave" I am and how I'm such an example to the youth. Instead, I live with four other people, scrape my pennies, contemplate selling my car and sending out hundreds of resumes and cover letters that apparently never see the light of day. So I work in an administrative capacity in a job I like, but which I know can never begin to cover my student loans, and try to work as hard as possible so I can hopefully get a raise or promotion sometime soon. It seems our priorities are backwards in this country when we expect the youngest, with the least experience or job potential, to shoulder such a load of debt or be priced out of higher education altogether. There is a true meritocracy building in this country, but not the kind we idealize. There are simply those children with rich parents who can buy them the education of their dreams and everybody else, who fights for the scraps and spends a lifetime paying off debt that prevents them from ever being able to enjoy the higher status that their education gave them. I would love to see higher education not used as a divider but go towards the models used by other countries; namely where those children who test high are given an opportunity to study at the best institutions at no cost. I fear the elites are too entrenched in America to ever allow us to move to such a system and as a result, education will remain a golden ring that everyone aspires to, but that few can ever reach.
 
Quarter Life Crisis PDF Print E-mail
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Thursday, 01 May 2008 15:08

I am 25. Wow, did I really just write that? I feel so young yet so...old. I feel like I should have accomplished more at this point in my life. A generation ago my parents were parents! I can't even imagine being responsible for a child at my age. My job isn't secure and my student loans tower over me, threatening to crush me (or my wallet) into oblivion. I like to have fun with friends, but I'm not interested in club-hopping and drinking. That just seems immature. I am in a relationship but am not at the point of committment. I feel as if my life is being held in suspended animation. This is what is now called the quarter crisis. Everyone knows about the mid-life crisis. Fifty something men freaking out over hair loss, turning in their wives for newer models, blowing retirement on ferraris and sailing around the world in boats. They sense that their life is mostly over and just cannot accept their fate. Us quarter lifers are in much the same boat but for a vastly different reason. We realize that our life is ahead of us and have no idea what to do with it. Many of us can't afford to live on our own and still crash in mom's basement. It seems the world expects so much from us but isn't helping us along the way. We have to go into massive debt to earn an education, then start at the bottom writing letters and making labels for the boss. We're supposed to have luxurious apartments like the cast of Friends and drive beamers with the tops down. We should play the field but we really ought to think about settling down and finding "Mr. Right." The feeling of malaise is so thick at times that it nearly suffocates me. I want to have it all right now but I can't and that frustrates me to no end. So for now, I'll live like a pauper and wait for the crisis to pass. Unfortuanately, I have no idea when that will be.

 
Chatting guidelines PDF Print E-mail
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Friday, 14 March 2008 21:43
I can't stand the horrible chatting sessions (mostly MSN) anymore with some of the "elite" buddies on my msn list. It seems like they have been severly affected by schizophrenia so i came up with certain pointers which when followed, should prevent some serious nerve damage to the respective recipients. Before i begin imparting my wisdom onto you, i would like to thank my sister for assaulting my brain with enough idiotic sentences to drive me over the edge and for making this possible.
 
Guidelines:
 
- DO NOT type and send each word! Type the whole damn sentence and then send it, this way our ears can be given rest from that constant homosexual msn noise.
 
- Anybody that uses any unreadable font colors should be stabbed (multiple times in the face).
 
- Same goes with the font type.
 
- If you have asked a question, WAIT FOR THE DAMN REPLY before firing away with more questions. Maintain a flow to the conversation instead of mindless spam.
 
- If you are a nudge wh**e, please refrain yourself from sending them. The best way that can be assured is by cutting off your fingers.
 
- People that use short forms and ridiculous made-up words, i understand it's convenient but would it kill you to type the extra two letters? They are fine if used in normal doses but once you make sentence out of it, that's when you feel like hitting the block button. For example: "umm ...am yo u knw i cant tpye lik a nrmal fuken person rite? lol seeeeeeeeeeeeen"
 
- If you are not going use proper grammar, it's fine but don't make it so appauling that it looks like your monitor was turned off while you were typing. If any of you can't distinguish between "you're and your", "were and where" or capitalizes random letter in a sentence, do the following:

1. Get a sledge hammer
2. Ask a friend to assist you while you place your head on the table
3. You get the point...
 
- To all the natural born encoders: WE ARE NOT IN COLD WAR TIMES ANYMORE. Do not unleash your cryptic barrage of words on us normal folk. Retard: "teh ca tate my vagain htis morin" English: "The cat ate my v**ina this morning."
 
- You use excessive smileys? Just remember this simple rule: 2 or more smileys per sentence = you will be forced to "donate" a body part.:)
 
Battlefield too!! PDF Print E-mail
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Friday, 14 March 2008 21:41
Thank you Electronic Arts for completely ruining my life yet again with another game. After Command & Conquer series, i thought i was given a break from god to get back on track with my studies. Turns out it was just another one of god's sick jokes on me like dynamics, women, MJ, etc. EA recently released Battlefield 2. I have been pissing away countless hours on playing this damn aberration which also happens to be an addictively awesome of a game. It has not only thrown my sleeping schedule into a disarray, i am actually forgetting to eat. Also, thanks to EA's plot for world domination and their capatalist hunger, the optimization for the game sucks harder than any veteran porn star. I spend five minutes everytime just for the damn game to load up and stare at the frame slide-show for another couple before it settles down. Alas! I won't be getting over this anytime soon for sure.
Now for some postive bitching, aside from the game's pleasant experience, the other thing that offsets the wasting of my life is the pouring creativity of online gamers. The nicknames, the conversations, the intimidating online threats, just add to an already entertaining experience. Some nicknames that caught my eye:
 
LOOK------->PEPSI
kramittheforg
|SI|BLacK_JeSuS
Lt.19thCorpsButtcrack
lazyeyed_sniper
AdamBomb
Banged_Your_Sister
[URA]SToopid_n00b
 
 
The following are just pure genius, these guys must have lost sleep over coming up with these (simple yet effective):
spoon
[??]fork
plate
soda
salt
chicken
 
 
For those inquisitive minds who really want to know my "gaming stance". Here's something pretty close to it:
(Take time and notice all the peachy details) :D
 
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